Villar’s money
Aquino’s heart
Teodoro’s brain
Estrada’s appeal
Villanueva’s spirituality
and
Gordon’s Dick?
(Forwarded Message)dami kung tawa dito >:D hoho
LMFAO.
- Reporter : Nguang nanalo ka
- Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?
- Manny : Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.
- Reporter : Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?
- Manny : Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know
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- Dionesia : Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
- Doctor (gulat) magpapasexsi ka na?
- Dionesia : Breast sa ngipen ba. Paraumayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?
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- Pacquiao : Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo..
- Hatton : Pagandahan na lang tayo ng nanay!
- Pacquiao : Ah! Wala namang ganyanan. I mean you know...
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- Aling Dionisia : Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
- Inday : Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
- Aling Dionisia : Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya
- kailangan ko yung seeds.
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- Pacquiao : Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
- Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?
- Pacquiao : Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita... ang dilim!!
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- Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!
- - Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal
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- Sa Las Vegas
- Waiter : May i take your order, Madam?
- Aling Dionisia : Soup
- Waiter : Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
- Aling Dionisia : Soup drenks!
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- Sa isang Birthday Party
- Aling Dionisia : Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!
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- You is!' 'you is! you is!'
- sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa Amerika..
- Andito na ako sa 'you is!'
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- Chavit : Manny, paki - acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman, late dumating.. ayun kadadaan
- lang sa tabi ng ringside.
- Manny : I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE LATE 1st GENTLEMAN
- WHO JUST PASSED AWAY!!
- --
- =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
The Perfect Philippine President Must Have:
AN: Since the effects of summer boredom is leaning on me, I thought of an amusing corny way of spending it. Since my friends aren’t here with me to help me with some of the translations, I decided to do what comes into my mind.
I might do a LOT of these. I wish college was here so I could stop…
dami ku tawa ditu >:D
reblog with your name by your birthday. lets see if tumblr can fill a whole year up.
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at the music video of Fall Out Boy's The Take Over, The Break's Over [conversation of Pete and his Dog]
- *the dog talked*
- Pete: I didnt know you could talk.
- dog: Shut up Pete... This is my dream.
- *yea right! LOL*
HEAVEN AND HELL
While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Philippine Senator was tragically hit by a car and died.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see…love this one >:)
The Top Stupid Answers To Game Show Questions (From Facebook)
1. Blasphemous – Q: “Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?” A: “Utong!”
2. Carlo of Taguig – Q: “Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?” A: “Umiilaw!”
3. Pancho – Q: “Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: “Humanitarian?”
4. Joan C – Q: “Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga…” A: “Ninja?”
5. Potpot/Simplyme – Q: “Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?” A: “Sunog!”
6. Arcueid – Q: “Magbigay ng sikat na Willie.” A: “Willie da pooh!”
7. Raimon – Q: “Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?” A: “Hindunesia?”
8. Bonnjeru – Q: “Anong hayop si King Kong?” A: “Pagong!”
9. MaudeEvans – Q: “Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.” A: “Tae!”
10. Supertanker – Q: “Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?” A: “Canadia!”
11. RC & Cess – Q: “Kumpletuhin – Little Red…” A: “Ribbon!”
12. Jose de Vengenge – Q: “Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?” A: “Buhok?”
13. Arcueid – Q: “Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin.” A: “Tinga!”
14. LilMaui – Q: “Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?” A: “Pag balita?”
15. Katherine – Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?” A: “Baby oil?”
16. RC & Cess – Q: “Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?” A: “Sweetserland?”
17. RC & Cess – Q: “Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?” A: “Godzilla?”
18. LilRedShiningNips – Q: “Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?” A: “Itlog ng tao!”
19. Jose de Vengenge – Q: “Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?” A: “Sadista?”
20. Ned – Q: “Blank is the best policy.” A: “Ice tea?”
21. Boc – Q: “Anong parte ng itlog ang masarap?” A: “Yung tangkay?”
22. Espeks – Q: “Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?” A: “Sa likod!”
23. No Angel – Q: “Fill in the blanks – Beauty is in the eye of the ____.” A: “Tiger?”
24. No name – Q: “Ano ang kinakain ng monkey-eating eagle?” A: “Saging!”
25. No name – Q: “Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?” A: “Baliw!”
26. Kayee – Q: “Anong tawag mo sa kapatid ng nanay mo?” A: “Kamag-anak!”
27. Kid Bukid – Q: “Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?” A: “Sa motel?”
28. His Cuteness – Q: “Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?” A: “Cold water!”
29. Katuray – Q: “Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?” A: “Si scooby dooby doo?”
30. Loipogi – Q: “Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.” A: “Operadang bakla?”
31. litzkrieg – Q: “Ilan ang bituin sa American flag?” A: “Madami!”
32. Adakrab 14 – Q: “Ano ang tawag mo sa taong isa lang ang mata?” A: “Abnormal!”CAN’T…. STOP… LAUGHING!
SUPER BENTA. :))
funny :D
ULOL!! ULTIMATE LAUGHING OUT LOUD. XD BENTANG BENTA!
